Tiernan’s wish list
Posted on: October 10, 2011
I found this post in my drafts. It was written back in March, but for some reason I didn’t publish it. So here goes.
Every now and then, Tiernan wishes for a better life.
“Oh, I wish I could be a TV!”
“Why, Tiernan?”
“Because then I could be black. And big.”
“I wish I was a toilet. Because then everyone would sit on me, and I like being sitted on.”
“I wish I was a road. I want to get steam-rollered.”
“I wish I was a door. Then you could slam me.”
“I wish I was small. Then I could go inside my body and look at my skeleton.”
He’s a funny guy.
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